While getting an “in” with an Icelandic girl will be hard due to her introverted and skeptical nature, once you get that in you’re going to be rocking the bed in record time.Iceland is the only first-world county I know of where nearly instant sex is possible without having to pay for it.The more likely a stone thrown from the bar you’re gaming in will land on your hotel or apartment, the more girls you will fuck, all because you’re making it easy for drunk Icelandic girls to continue their night.If your place is so far that you need to take a taxi, you’ve already lost the game. Zoom in and locate the domestic airport on the left (Reykjavíkurflugvöllur). I lodged a respectable five blocks away, so all I had to do was say the name of the street I was on (Aegisgata) for the girl to say, “Oh, wow! ” Since logistics are such a big part of banging in Iceland, you want to make it as easy on yourself as possible.
Iceland is expensive as balls and definitely not for the budget-minded traveler.Definitely bring an unlocked cell phone (get a SIM card after arrival in the main tourist office off Ingólfstorg square), though you probably won’t use it since one-night stands are the way to go.If you have some money to blow and get excited by landscapes and touristy things, then Iceland will satisfy your craving.The running joke goes that when two strangers meet, they aren’t surprised to find out they’re distant cousins.Due to this extreme smallness, Iceland is like a little high school where gossip spreads like wildfire, causing privacy to be more valued than in other cultures.