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B-B–B-BUT…oh come on, by now you know that there is a BUT coming. This guy does a great job at putting the girl at ease.He mentions that in the worse case scenario “we might end up becoming great friends”, eliminating any forced expectations.He also has tapped into his childlike side, which is always an endearing quality. I absolutely can’t stand the taste or smell of bananas. I’m not a picky eater…Rocky Mountain Oysters, Frog Legs, insects, whatever, I’ll eat it. Wasteland, by Dan Bern, is the best song of the past 15 years (live version only. I think a lot of maxims are false, including ‘Don’t knock it ’till you’ve tried it’ and ‘fair and balanced’ and ‘Just Do It’ and ‘got milk?This guy is mysterious, compassionate, fun and funny—an irresistible combo to women I just moved back to Australia after finishing ye ol’ American Film Institute for screenwriterin’. ’ I do believe that ‘love conquers all,’ but that’s because I’m a hopeless romantic. You are beautiful, kind, compassionate, intelligent, witty, wonderful, giving, generous, self-assured, modest, humble, outgoing, shy, etc.He’s in tuned with his tender side, opting to trade in the ocean for “daily spooning”, all the while not coming off as too girly.

Have you ever heard anybody saying “yes, yes, I am definitely self-centered.” So this one doesn’t really count!!

It’s like summer camp for makin’ movies, so I’m happy about it. I like public transportation and wandering around cities. Most of the time, I don’t take myself very seriously. Or if you just want to give me something valuable, like eternal wisdom, a free ticket to Paris, or a house.

I am a graduate of Colorado State University, where I double-majored in English and Journalism. This guy comes off as a solid, down-to-earth, sweet gent with a great sense of humor.

I can see the mountain, the banjo and even taste the bananas. I receive messages frequently but I do respond quickly. This guy likes to keep things short, and sweet yet what he writes about is compelling.

He has stimulated my sense and women appreciate that ability in a man. XOXOXOXO applause: I’m preparing to audition to be the next Calvin Klein underwear model. A few things important to me: Jesus Christ, God, music, movies, laughter, sex, and peace of mind. He’s an individual that is giving back within his community.

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