Unknown If you kiss on the first date and it’s not right, then there will be no second date.Sometimes it’s better to hold out and not kiss for a long time.Doug Coupland Whenever I date a guy, I think, is this the man that I want my children to spend their weekends with?Rita Rudner I’ve been on so many blind dates I should get a free dog.Garry Shandling It’s always been my personal feeling that unless you are married, there is something that is not very dignified about talking about who you are dating.
Martha Beck I’m dating a woman now who, evidently, is unaware of it.Wendy Liebman Nothing defines humans better than their willingness to do irrational things in the pursuit of phenomenally unlikely payoffs.This is the principle behind lotteries, dating, and religion.Scott Adams An online dating site for really old people called Carbon Dating. If you do something wrong, they make you do it over again. Albert Einstein Honesty is the key to a relationship. Richard Jeni The easiest kind of relationship is with ten thousand people, the hardest is with one.Rodney Dangerfield Women marry men hoping they will change. Unknown The most important thing in a relationship between a man and a woman is that one of them must be good at taking orders.