But, after years of this, it’s time to come right out and let you all know: you have kicked a giant hornet’s nest. It’s called Redheadday, and it’s just what it sounds like. Are you aware that an entire festival exists, devoted entirely to us?When I was six years old, I went in for surgery, and distinctly remember waking up in the middle of the operation. But I distinctly remember those few seconds of being on the operating table, aware of what they were doing to me and my supple little body, and being less-than-thrilled about it.So let that all sink, and then let me know if you STILL wanna fight. Redheadday 2012 is scheduled to take place in September, with several thousand projected attendees. Also, it happens And the numbers grows and grows each time. The stereotype is a nice one: our women are absolute firecrackers in bed and once you go red, all other girls might as well be dead. Google some pictures of Tori Amos from the early-to-mid 90’s and tell me that is not your fantasy incarnate. Us ginger guys usually get the crap end of the stick here. Learn More About The Gathering Grounds It’s no secret that ginger women are regularly ogled, despite supposedly being evil soulless rangas. The more that you guys realize this, the more our girls can seep into your bedrooms and latch onto your men like blood-sucking parasites.
Here’s yet one more reason to not mess with us: everything you’ve heard about the redhead temper? It’s not always the best trait to have, to be sure.
And we’re fully aware our gene is recessive, so not every offspring is going to be a blessed redhead.
No, we’ll just have to try and try again, until we at least make it up to 5%.
Why Even Doctors Fear Us As I mentioned earlier, 2% of us are natural redheads.
But at least 2% of you guys and girls are fake redheads.